...Is someone actually throwing a party?

Some things never change around here, it's good to know.

I'll be in the infirmary, doing my job... well, punishment, for a while. That might, I suppose, be an incentive not to get injured. I don't mean it to be, but it probably is ( Read more... )

Seriously, who has covered my notes in little hearts?

Why, for that matter, is there suddenly new graffiti all over my cell walls too? I certainly don't think I slept graffiti'd all these 'person #1 loves person #2 4eva' (really, 4eva?) on the walls of my cell.

And I will judiciously ignore the one which involves me and the Rani. Really, Barge? ( Read more... )

Seriously, let's get on with what we're supposed to be doing. I'm not standing by and listening to all of that and just shrugging my shoulders ( Read more... )

Question, Barge - specifically to the warden's who've had someone graduate: Do you actually know what they do after they leave? Because I'm starting to wonder what's stopping some inmates relapsing as soon as their warden isn't watching over their shoulder.

[Private to the Doctor]Doctor, how possible is it to get post delivered to Ankh-Morpork ( Read more... )

Which one of you criminal types shot holes into all the furniture in level one?

Some of us have to fix these things, you know. and I'm no upholsterer.

Dean, a word, if you would.

All my frien anyone I particularly

[Private to Martha]

You know you said I could talk to you?

Can I take you up on that?

((ooc: Swing signed up for maintainance. ( Read more... )

[Private to Martha]

I... DoctorJones, I really... Ineed some help. Noquestions... asked, yes?

Let me get a few things clear for everyone.

Yes, I went to a school for Assassins.

Yes, that is a perfectly acceptable social norm on the Disc, and yes, it's perfectly legal. despite my severe reservations on the subject

No, thirteen year old me didn't kill anyone yet. That came later.

No, I am not an Assassin now.

And No, I'm not telling you ( Read more... )

[Private to the Doctor]

I didn't mea

I shouldn't have

I'm sorry I said that. It wasn't appropriate, or fair.

I was angry.

I've realised something, too.

[Private to Iago - visible to the Marquis, the Doctor, Sexby and Judas]

I'm sorry. What I did was unnecessary. It won't happen again.

[Private to Martha]I'm terrible at this. I've done ( Read more... )

I need your help, but you can't tell the Doctor. Or anyone, but you can't tell him.

Please, I messed this up and it hurts. It's nothing serious, but still.

((ooc: yup. I promised you that swing punched something. And now feels like an idiot, because he is, so is not going anywhere near the infirmary. He tried to fix it himself and failed.))

I stand by my intitial statement when we first got to this port. Bloody wizards.

[Private to the Rani]

You were right. I am more rational than that. I hope you can plainly see that that was not my doing.

I suppose an apology is in order. I'd rather you didn't mention that to anyone.